He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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