I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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