it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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