normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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