Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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