Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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