in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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