Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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