Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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