So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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