Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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