he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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