ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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