I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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