Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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