But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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