Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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