But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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