Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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