Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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