how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm passing your future prison.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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