shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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