porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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