You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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