I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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