your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Randomize
