we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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