His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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