The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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