i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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