butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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