Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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