Porn is love you can see.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Semen is not good for contacts.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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