I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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