Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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