I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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