Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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