Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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