Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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