hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So squirting runs in the family.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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