making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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