If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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