Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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