Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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