I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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