i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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