Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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