the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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