8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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