Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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