This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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