bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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