went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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