We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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