And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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