everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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